I'd moan about BBC Breakfast presenters Susanna Reid and Charlie Stayt and how embarrasingly awful they are.
I'd wax lyrical about how the pair make me cringe when they try but fail to be smart when interviewing people.
I'd probably go on about how Mr Stayt made himself look like a complete buffoon last Friday when interviewing Lord Mandelsson. I'd illustrate with further examples of cringe making interviews like that with Alan Sugar this morning.
But nobody reading this will have any idea who or what I am on about. Nor will anybody care. So instead, here are some kittens.
I'd wax lyrical about how the pair make me cringe when they try but fail to be smart when interviewing people.
I'd probably go on about how Mr Stayt made himself look like a complete buffoon last Friday when interviewing Lord Mandelsson. I'd illustrate with further examples of cringe making interviews like that with Alan Sugar this morning.
But nobody reading this will have any idea who or what I am on about. Nor will anybody care. So instead, here are some kittens.
